- Sarah Palin
- 2012 theories
- Minimal Techno
- Tila Tequila
- Fake Ray-Bans
- Meaningless Pseudo Poetic Chest Tattoos
- Comic Movies
- People who overnight decide to get a Hypem account and a Mac and think that it makes you a DJ and gives you a sense of entitlement for it
- Kanye Glasses
- Miley Cyrus
- 905 ‘electro’ parties
- Fan Pages for people who do nothing
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
People who don’t use conditioner in their hair.
People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade).